You make ME so MAD

I try.
I try so hard!
OK, well, maybe not so hard.

Well, hey now,
who are you to point fingers
at ME?

Look buddy,
sure I like you,
but let's not confuse my liking you

with an obsession, okay?
I'm just a little crazy, that's all.
I swear.

Trust me, you'd rather have a crazy girlfriend
than an obsessive one.
Whoa there, not that I want to be your girlfriend...

Jeez, why do you always jump
to conclusions??
That's another thing,

you think the world revolves around YOU!
Well, I have a friggen' news flash for you,
it DOESN'T.

Sometimes, I'm pretty sure
that you can read my mind.
So if you could stop looking at me

like that
yeah, like that
I would truly appreciate it.

How would you like to be analyzed
all the time? Hmm?
How would you freakin' like it?

Just because you
can read me like
i have some telepropter where my eyes should be,

doesn't mean you have to do it
all the time.
So, got that?

What? You disagree?
NO I don't love you!
I don't even like you!

You ANNOY me!
What? I'm not contradicting myself!
Don't trip.

And yes, I just said
"don't trip".
And yeah, I'm white, I know.

GET OVER IT.
Jeez, you annoy me.
What? What was that you said?

Would I please go to the dance
with you?
...


why yes.